awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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