i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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