Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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