Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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