Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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