just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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