found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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