you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
