I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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