I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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