i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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