Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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