Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My first STD was from a foam party
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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