i just google imaged poop.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
