Me too!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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