she looked like the before picture.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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