Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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