You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
