Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize