how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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