"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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