Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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