So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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