I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it glows. i had to have it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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