I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am available for nakedness
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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