Me too!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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