we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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