i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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