I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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