In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
you had me at cake vodka
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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