My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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