Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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