? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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