I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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