oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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