fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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