windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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