That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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