I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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