Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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