A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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