i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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