I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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