If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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