Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
