Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize