New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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