I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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