Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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