I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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