I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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