Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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