no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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