sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
why do cheetos always look like penises
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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